Ashley, queen on the scene

comedy nerdery of all the sorts

geeky garbage and all that jazz

trekin into the hearts of millions (by canadiangardengnome)

mermaid. literal trash. just pure trash. the trashest. a pile of trash. into stephen merchant, but not like in a weird way. wait, yes, in a totally weird way. likes pilots, robots, the ocean, outer space, and video games way more than she likes people. trash. (by caligulette)

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People always tell me my cat has the most beautiful eyes


a tribute to one of my favorite games, Portal 2!

I really wanted to build a scene using only props and lights and this is what came out of it, I hope you all like it!

view it at full size, it looks much better




*drinks water to avoid talking*




Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.



She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.